Colleen - #492 - 2011-07-22 12:01 - (Reply) These remarks are hilarious. I purchased these for my son mainly because he tasted these with a camp out and reported how good they have been. I set these in his lunches but he had not described about the fuel so I will have to inquire him. Anyhow, we introduced him a couple with a family evening go to to boy scout camp final night but he did not want them so my partner and I both of those ate a single about the generate back again. It did not hit me until finally we acquired property (about two hours afterwards).
A single incidence was so forceful that the magazine webpages rustled in the ensuing wind storm. I didn't Consider the gasoline would at any time stop coming. No a lot more Fiber Just one bars Until I am by myself away from civilization!
Hardly ever Once more - #264 - 2010-08-04 23:27 - (Reply) Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed this hard for months. I had been intending to go to the doctor imagining I had gluten intolerance! I was planning to throw out all gluten-associated foodstuff in my pantry and shell out a lot of money on gluten-totally free merchandise tonight! I casually described my new difficulty with a good friend and that I consume lots of fiber including Fiber A single bars and she mentioned that Individuals alone could result in what I was enduring.
Yo, I farted so tough although I had been asleep that it not merely woke me up, but it absolutely was still echoing in my bedroom as I was regaining consciousness! Considered somebody was attempting to crack into my house.
A lot for the dismay of my fellow patrons, I ran six miles on the treadmill, and afterwards still left, bowing my head in shame. Tomorrow I shall return with particular person handwritten apologies to each of the regulars.
What's worse is that I believed fiber was GOOD for me. 9 grams in a single bar - woo hoo! But now I listen to it is the chicory root extract that leads to the gasoline? Crap, that's the very first INGREDIENT Detailed.
When I think back again on the highest ten loudest and longest farts of my lifestyle, I can honestly say ten of these transpired abruptly about two hours soon after consuming a Fiber One bar.
Dr. Evil - #29 - 2008-11-26 14:26 - (Reply) I've recognised the soon after-results of having Fiber A person bars (a real weapon of the** destruction) for a long time. My wife launched me to those rather than long soon after we began to note that there was a gas cloud soaring from her underwear soon after Every single bar. Never to be outdone, I started taking in them also and soon I could contend with her with a toot-for-toot basis. My boss eats these and Now we have discussed their exciting results many occasions. Before this week my Department had our once-a-year Thanksgiving Luncheon Pot-Luck. I bought two boxes with the Oat and Almond bars. I took Every single bar away from its bundle and broke them into quarters. I then rolled them into balls and sprinkled them with mini-butterscotch kisses and after that set them out on decorative holiday getaway plates.
My wife and I can't quit laughing. I found these terrific new bars...purchase a person get one particular totally free and ate a couple. I feel my abdomen is currently being inflated with a pump. We went to the movies and it was so hard to keep the farts in.
I have done some research and evidently it is the chicory root that triggers the fuel. I do not find out about all that, but I do know that the human human body isn't built to do what it does after taking in these bars.
The good issue is, the farts stop within a number of hrs. And now I have a way to get out of dinners I don't actually need to show up at, but come to feel that I should. Consume 1 of those an hour beforehand, then Enable a couple of good 'uns rip before long immediately after I get there. Claim a abdomen-ache, and off I go
Do Not...Take in before you drop by class or if you're employed here inside of a silent natural environment. Except you're consuming them just for the goal of staying dumb. Do ... Be happy to eat these if you work in a shop. Persons will just Imagine it is the equipment alternatively.
Gregory Rollnikov - #28 - 2008-10-10 12:00 - (Reply) This is often alchemey a hundred and one my friends. You may have only scratched the surface. When you are all set to get it into the next degree, For anyone who is ready to meet up here with your grasp, In case you are Luke in need of Yoda, When you are the Karate Kid in need of a Pat Moriaty, In case you are Rocky searching for your Adrian, than my friend come to me. I have been experimenting with Fiber One Bars and cereal for many years now. It's not nearly quantity and decibels, It is really in regards to the fragrance. It can be about what we can easily do to Others's olfactory receptors. I have found, by means of diligent screening recording and analyazation of different fiberous combinations, that just one is offered the chance to really infleunce Other folks, to get them to carry out your biding. As an example, Individuals that want to titilate by sheer sounds allow me to counsel starting the morning off with equivalent sections Fiber One cereal and Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal. Within 200 to 240 minutes you are going to create what my Scottish apprectice termed 'The Winds on the Moors'. For those of you trying to get an evening of amorous experience and would like to be certain of results I suggest a fifty percent bowl (minimized intake presents consumer potential to control output) of FIber 1 with 1 / 4 cup of blueberries, quarter cup of strawberries, and an almond Hershey Bar. Suggested use time 240 to 265 minutes before intended seduction of spouse or significant other. A Caveat if you might - this mix of aprhodisical elements must not be taken lightly. Intended Subject response is quick and intensive. It might be practical if all Viagra buyers adjust doseage As outlined by system and if meaning to use in community, be warned that you might be held responsible from the FBI (flatulent board of inquiry).
! My husband was grossed out/jealous with the gas... It absolutely was very pungent, to put it properly. The taste was amazing, nevertheless the aftermath is just a lot more than this family can bear... They're going to be employed as gifts for sure, Later on.